THE NO-THONG SONG
Got a little easy @ 6:37 p.m.
on 2004-07-21

I wrote a song, it goes a little something like this......

I'm drinking at home,

And I'm all alone.

Nobody else is here,

So I have another beer.

While they are out barhopping,

My Aunt Flow is visiting.

While socializing is copacetic,

Bleeding everywhere is unhygienic! �

Oh yeah, I copyrighted that beauty... I'm also gassy and on a huge mood-swing cycle. Yep, the men are just beating down my door tonight!

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