NO JOB, BUT A PLETHORA OF PORN
Got a little easy @ 3:14 p.m.
on 2003-12-02
This morning I got a call from a friend who has a connection with an HR recruiter, and said he would send my resume that way.
Ye-haw!
Not very soon afterward I get a call from said connection stating that since I have no previous HR experience she has nothing for me.
Crapola.
I didn't even really have time to get excited about this job possibility before it was squashed.
What's worse, is that a woman I used to work with keeps forwarding me tasteless porn emails.
Now I like a dirty joke just as much as anyone, but I have no desire to see computer enhanced boobs bouncing before me.
I have a great rack, if I feel the need to ogle, I'll just jump around in front of a mirror.
I think what really bothers me is that these pictures are obviously aimed at a different target audience, a less cognitive audience. A 15 yr old boy would love them. I find no humor in them whatsoever. So why the hell does she keep sending them my way?
I think one had a pic of a topless voluptuous gal in the front seat of a car with the quote "My car has two airbags."
Perhaps I'm thinking too deeply here, but don't all cars come with two airbags nowadays, sans B-rated actress?
And now how am I supposed to tell the old co-worker, who obviously finds this funny enough to forward, that I don't want her to send me that crap anymore?
Not because I'm offended, but because it's just not funny.
Another had Playboy Bunnies opening gifts with animated swinging boobs, and the quote was "Jingle Bells." Come on! I could've come up with something better than fucking Jingle Bells!
Perhaps that's what I should do in my spare time...start an online movement ptotesting bad email soft-porn quotes. I could form a union, and that way there'd be guidelines, standards, and definately punishment for sub-par quoting!
Soft-Porn Quoters of the world, UNITE!